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lyrics: J. Morse © 1986 So you say you're not quite satisfied? That's right! Well what can I do? Don't say you're going to sue! I'm sure we can work it out. Would you like a different model, sir? Well... Or replace the one you had? No! It wasn't all that bad! Can I have my money back? Oh, if you insist, we'll refund your cash. You better, punk. This doesn't have to be personal! I didn't make the thing! Just because it doesn't sing. Was that in the warranty? We can surely patch things up And make amends to you We can strike a new deal, my friend It all depends on you Please don't blame the salesman If the sales pitch confused And the product didn't function as you planned It's probably your fault anyway For abuse of merchandise You know that wasn't written in the plan Your arrogant behaviour Probably did the poor thing in And when it came right down to it You always had to win So when you finally broke it down You shifted all the blame But I forgot - the customer Is always right within this little game We can surely patch things up And make amends to you We can strike a new deal, my friend It all depends on you It all depends on you... Whatcha mean it's all my fault? I followed the directions! At least the ones I understood - Can't blame my misconceptions! I didn't get a diagram Explaining the rules to me They seemed a little crazy For cold machinery So I think that I'm entitled to Some compensation here! The warranty contained the phrase "Till death do you part" - right here! Let me see that... We can surely patch things up And make amends to you We can strike a new deal, my friend It all depends on you |